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Zombie survival tips

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Zombies

Zombies

Okay the zombie apocalypse has finally happened, (just like i always knew it would) and What you do in the first 24 hours is critical. SO here is a list i put together for all the people out there who did not prepare for this.

1. Board up all windows and doors, so well that you can not even exit.

2. Cut a square big enough for you to fit through in your roof, this is a safer way to exit and re-enter because zombies cant climb.

3. Choose the strongest and fastest person to go out and scavenge water, weapons, canned food, candles, lighters, and even gather other people, but only the ones you know and relatively trust.

4. Make sure no light at all can be seen from the outside of your home.

5. You should contact everyone that you love now before phones stop working, and plan to meet in a safe and out of the way place.

6. Number six is the most important thing to remember, no matter what happens dont you git bit.

More zombie survival skills to come here shortly.

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5 responses

  1. This is an handy list of tips everyone should post on their fridge. 😉

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    December 11, 2014 at 5:45 pm

    • Thanks, you know the zombies are comen at some point, lol. 😉

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      December 11, 2014 at 5:48 pm

  2. That looks like you are still stuck on Halloween, Mommy. We are snowed in so I guess the zombies will have a hard time finding us.
    Leslie

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    December 11, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    • You’ll be okay then just build a snow fort around your house, lol.

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      December 11, 2014 at 7:39 pm

      • Not necessary, we are snowed in right up to the gunnels. (Just kidding, it only feels that way). When the snow plough goes buy in the early morning we’ll have to dig out all over again. That stuff is heavy.
        Leslie

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        December 11, 2014 at 7:46 pm

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